Wondering where your wonderfully unnecessary purchase is? We've got you covered.
How to Track Your Order
Once your order has shipped, you'll receive a confirmation email with your tracking number. Use that number to follow your package's journey to your door.
You can track your order directly via the carrier link in your shipping confirmation email, or enter your tracking number on the carrier's website.
Shipping Timeframes
- United States: 7–16 business days after dispatch
- International: 7–20 business days after dispatch
Please allow 24–72 hours for your order to be processed before it ships.
Haven't received a tracking email?
Check your spam/junk folder first. If it's not there and it's been more than 5 business days since you ordered, contact us and we'll look into it for you.
Thanks for your patience — good things (especially weird ones) are worth waiting for.